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They Shoot Phoenixes, Don't They?
By Reid M. Haynes
Disclaimer: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney was created by Shu Takumi, and is the property of CAPCOM, as well as all characters within. I am using them without permission, and I am making no money off of them.
If he had only known the steps, it would've have been so simple.
Heck, It was already simple, at least as far as his fourteen-year-old self had figured. All he had to do with ask Peggy Sue for the waltz at the Maximo Junior High retro-50s dance. He knew she liked him, at least a little bit, and everyone else had already come with dates, so there was no competition. It was time for a brave future attorney to poke an accusing finger at his target and say: "Hey, you wanna dance, doncha?"
Too bad he didn't know the first thing about the quicker dances.
The next dance the DJ had chosen was not the waltz, but the jitterbug. A high octane jig in where the boy was completely outclassed by even the average A. V. Club ne